Staying sane

I was cleaning out some old emails and came across one i thought i’d share. It really cracks me up. If having a bad day, you can dress your bully up and take lots of pictures of her or….one of these:

To  Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At lunch time,sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer and passing cars and see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom and don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks and once every one has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
5. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for Marijuana”
6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat- with a serious face.
8. Specify that your Drive-through order is ‘To Go.’
9. Sing along at the Opera
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can’t attend their party because you have a headache.
11. When your money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won, I Won.”
12. When leaving the Zoo, start running through the parking lot yelling, “Run for your lives! They’re loose!”
13. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…

1. Pick up a box of condoms at the Pharmacy and go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

Just a little fun to end a super busy week. I think i am going to start asking for Diet Water. I’m fine with driving others a little insane if it means i’m more likely to maintain my sanity 🙂

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